via BoingBoing comes news that some 7-11s will be made up as Kwik-E-Marts to promote the Simpsons movie.

The article comes complete with a grand example of my beloved empty PR consumer-justification: “We’ve done research, and research shows us that our customers like . . . movies” – Does it get any more Simpsonesque than that?

Who needs the Kwik-E Mart? I dooooooooooooooo!

ObRalphWiggum: Lisa, do you like…stuff?