But as Apple’s then vice-president of hardware, Jon Rubenstein, once told me: “Customers do not know what they want to buy. We have to tell them.” Uhh, yeah.

Jimmy Kimmel reads the review when Cox is his guest. Goodman now thinks she is hot and blogs his retraction, leading to a million horndog posts about how hot she is and how hot she would be in bed because of her various physical attributes. The original column was an artistic critique but things devolve quickly online.