Bite Meez is a really strange dog toy. It’s a padded hand-puppet that looks like an animal (in this case, a zebra, but they’ve got all kinds) and I guess the point is to drive your dog nuts by putting this thing in his face and making chewing gestures; the point is to get the dog to bite it/you/your hand?

Saw these on the remainder table at JCPenney’s and they have a really nice disclaimer on them urging you not to use the toy with a dog that is aggressive, or a dog that might be able to bite through the toy. Seems like a product liability case that SNL’s Nathan Therm (“I know that. What makes you think I don’t know that? Is it me or him, it’s him right?”) would be called in to defend.