From David Letterman, back in 1998

Top Ten Greatest Books of All Time About Guys Named Steve
10. “War and Peace and Steve”
9. “The Seven Habits of Highly Successful Steves”
8. “The Grapes of Steve”
7. “The Steves of Wrath”
6. “Steve Grapes Steve Wrath Steve Steve”
5. “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus, Steve is From Cleveland”
4. “Where’s Waldo? Is He With Steve?”
3. “Time Life Mysteries of the Unknown, Volume VIII: ‘Mysterious Guys
Named Steve'”
2. “The Joy of Sex with Steve”
1. “The Bible” (King Steve Version)


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