Doofus d’jour

Today, the worst salesman in the world called me up to try and talk me into radio advertising. Tells me he’s looking at my site at the top of our call, can’t come up with anything better than “Well, why not?” when I say I’m not interested. Tries to pitch the variety of blah blah they have but he is mumbling and pausing. He had all the bluster of those jerks that phone you, but none of the patter. He thought charm could do it? But his inarticulateness made him completely non-charming. As I am approaching the hanging-up-on-him time, he says “So, what do you do?”


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